Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Playing Golf is also injurious to health

"In fact is more dangerous to play golf than to swim in the ocean with sharks. More golfers are struck by lightning and killed each year than the total number of shark fatalities."
Says the article given below. Its a wonderful example of how to use statistics. While in many cases the use of statistics makes things more difficult to understand, its in statements like this, I believe it can help us understand too!




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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Cause of terrorism- women of kerala

"Win over girls, serenade them into terror trap!"

__Screamed the headlines of the Times of India "Nation" page on sept 1st. The journalist, Ananthakrish
nan G, tells us that

"The kerala police have constituted a special team (emphasis added) to probe charges that jihadis are running an organized racket in the states colleges to lure gullible girls in the name of love and convert them for subsequent use in anti-national activities"
I wonder how is the team going to study that? The best mode of operation will be to organize a sting operation. Young handsome men could be posted at colleges to see if the "gullible girls " fall in love with them. If they do, they could then be booked for anti-national activities. Even better would be to recruit young men who are already in love. If they could report to the special team about "gullible girls" they know, then perhaps they could be rewarded and the girls booked.

I wonder how the girls got to be gullible in the first place? Or for that matter what constitutes Gullibility? There was once a movie on TV called Equillibrium (see IMDB here), the movie depicted a future where all forms of feeling was banned and a hero emerges to correct this injustice. The idea was so ridiculous I couldn't even watch the trailer without ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing). Perhaps the truth is stranger than fiction after all!

If you liked this post, you would probably also like this one:
Kerala's new laws aimed at repressing women.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Statutory Warning: Marriage is Injurious to health

Hi,

For years now I have been saying marriage is an outdated institution. Now the matter seems to have gotten a sense of urgency. Apparently a man in the US killed his wife, bashed her teeth out and cut off her fingers before he stashed her in the waste. They finally identified her from the serial number of her breast implant. The moral of the story is... if you plan to get married, please have a breast implant so that they can trace the body.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

CIA: Our Drones are Killing Terrorists. Promise.

CIA: Our Drones are Killing Terrorists. Promise.

I have heard of Iphone hacks. I wonder what would happen if someone hacked the wireless communication with such drones?

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Too much love in the neighborhood can hurt: how an excess of intensity and ...

An interesting article in the Strategic Management Journal suggests that.... too much love is not good for business??

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Channel Surfing reveals that Nature is EVIL

Hi,

I was scanning channels on tv at approximately 10:30 today when I came across a program on NatGeo, "In The Womb: Extreme Animals2" (click on link for more info) which talked about a parasitic wasp that lays its eggs inside the body of a caterpillar. By itself, this nothing amazing. What happens next is interesting. The wasp uses a million year old virus to take control of the caterpillar to make it DO whatever IT wants it to do. It uses a 100 million year old virus to take control over the caterpillar.

  1. It prevents the caterpillar from rejecting the eggs as foreign material from its body

  2. It paralyzes the caterpillar when it is close to breaking out of the host's body so it can't move
  3. Once the larvae hatches out, it builds its own cocoon. It then fools the still alive caterpillar to protect the cocoons, first by building a protective layer around it.
  4. The caterprillar then stands gaurd over the wasp cocoons protecting them from predators, until it finally starves to death!


Charles Darwin is often thought of as the scientist behind modern biology. However Darwin was a deeply religious man. Charles Darwin even used one family of parasitic wasps as evidence for natural selection, writing to a colleague: "I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created the Ichneumonidae with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of caterpillars." (Ref: Click Here)

I wonder if our Moral Minority will censor this research for the same reasons that Charles Darwin suggested? Call me evil, but somehow it makes me feel good to know that Nature is not as morally GOOD as it is often made out to be.

I switched channels to Vh1 which gave me advice on how to handle a world where EVIL was inherent. You can read it too, but to hear it, you need Baz Luhrmann's song, Everyone's Free (to use sunscreen).

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Kerala's new laws aimed at repressing women

From when I can remember, Kerala has been always afraid of women. Perhaps its because it is one of the few places in the world, that used to have a matrilineal system where WOMEN were the ones with wealth and property, instead of being considered as property themselves.

In the closely networked Kerala society, women have to be policed "for their own good", and Sexual Scandals are the stories that catch headline news. The Internet and Mobile Phones have become the secret backdoors where women talk to men other than their brothers or husbands. This security lapse has to be bridged at all costs. After all the divorce rates in Kerala are skyrocketing and the high literacy/education of women isn't helping either.

Mr. Kodiyeri Balakrishnan comes to the rescue of women with new cyberlaws that will prevent erosion of our " cultural heritage" .... in short it will prevent women and unmarried girls from having affairs.

Here is a quote from the article linked to above.

"The mobile and the Internet have now been identified as root causes of cyber crimes and most of the victims are women and girls. ...." said Balakrishnan

Another article says

"This will mislead the new generation, thereby bringing in value erosion in society," Balakrishnan said adding this challenge should be met by thorough probe into such cases.


I think we could learn a thing or two by the way China handles its Internet. Perhaps we should send a high-powered delegation to learn about it.