Sunday, May 24, 2009

At last someone applies brains to management

An author comes out with a book that suggests what works and what doesn't in management. Much of what we have discussed in the class. What I loved most was a quote from the article (link below)

"A lot of what managers are doing now doesn't work. It may make them feel better, but it's not helping their employees,"



What doesn't work?
  • Feedback doesn't work because we like to protect ourselves by blaming circumstances
  • Incentives don't work because they take away the pleasure of working for satisfaction
  • Goal setting doesn't work because it aint about the numbers baby..its about inspiration!
So what works?
  • Leverage employees universal desire for MEANINGFUL work
  • Allow employees to be partners and co-creators rather than just rule followers
  • Tell stories
  • Let each employee judge their own work.
http://www.sltrib.com/business/ci_12422516

Thursday, May 21, 2009

LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS??

Lights...camera...action

When the curtain goes down at the Oscars and you have just attended a ceremony where your movie was selected as the best in the world. What do the co-stars do at the end of it all? Go back on their chartered jets to their own mansions? Or..........

Find out that you are rendered homeless because your home has been raized to the ground?

http://entertainment.oneindia.in/bollywood/news/2009/rubina-azharuddin-homeless-210509.html

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

My family tree from geni.com



Sunday, May 03, 2009

A letter from the Director of FBI

Hi,

I always thought that at some day the FBI will catch up with me. Finally this morning I received an email from the director of FBI in Washington D.C. I am pasting it verbatim below. I had a good laugh, hope you do too. Perhaps he should contact Mr.Brown of Mind Your Language!

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Washington Field Office Banner with FBI Seal linking to FBI Home

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION

FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING

935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

DATE: 05/03/2009,

Website: www.fbi.gov

FUND BENEFICIARY

We have received a security report from United Kingdom security unit to handle a case that is related to your winner’s fund which was abandon in the UK bank by you.

A report was lead that your abandon fund was claimed by on known person with the help of one of the bank workers, your winners fund was transferred to Africa by the imposters, which we send our delegate to go to Africa to apprehend them, with the information we receive from our delegate today, they have apprehended the people that Stoll your winners fund to Africa, they have been handed over to the EFCC OF NIGERIA. And we have ordered the EFCC OF NIGERIA to send them back to the UK, so that we will hand them over to the appropriate authority in UK to bring them to justice, and it also come to our notice that some group of fraudulent people are contacting you, we need your help to apprehend all of them. Because they are a pest to the world at large.

If you are not informed, your e-mail address was among the e-mails that won this year promo award of UK National Lottery, that is the fund that was transferred to Africa , and it has been recovered.

We need your urgent responds so that we will tell you the proper agency to contact for your winners fund that has been recovered.

Your's Sincerely

FBI Director

Robert S. Mueller, III

Thursday, April 30, 2009

A story of disintermediation

The word Disintermediation became part of my vocabulary during the dotcom era, when everyone was talking about how the Internet will cut out the middle man. Dr. Madhukar Shukla ran a yahoo group called the "dotcomworld" which seem to have fizzled out. Its a shame when a good idea becomes a fad. The annual rings of a sawed-off tree trunk can tell not just the age of a tree, but also about the seasons- the drought of 15 years ago, for example. Like wise if you ever cut me down you can learn about the cultural seasons by the thoughts and ideas that have entered my head. Disintermediation is one of those things.

In the first Talk Shop Case, I discuss a case of how the term Disintermediation takes on a new meaning, though not entirely disconnected with the old one. Read the case here.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Advertising that works

How many times have we seen advertising on television that makes us wonder... how could anyone make such boring ads? Sometimes what seems odd at first later sticks in the mind. Take the clearsil ad that say "Agar hum yeh show mein ..." the voice over sounds like a child reciting a poem he hates in school. But it has turned into one of my favourite ads.

But the REALLY COOL advertising is one that others love so much that they forward it to others, put it on their blogs, etc. This kind of advertising spreads like wildfire and gets the right kind of attention.

Remember the Annoying Thing (aka crazy frog) by Erik Wernquist?




Making this kind of advertising requires us to think differently. Ok that is cliche...differently from what? Differently from the way our mind works when you are standing there facing a client desperately trying to convince him that advertising doesnt always have to be dull, boring, or even serious.


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

IT IS ALIVE!!




When I was young cognitive science caught my fancy. I guess my interest came from an earlier question..what makes us human? What is the essence of human beings? And that in turn came from another question, what is the human soul? Does such a thing exist? And to the question before that...What, if anything, survives beyond death?. I guess it is Descartes' Cogito Ergo Sum that made me decide what makes us human is that we can THINK.


What is the nature of thinking/ thought? If intelligence is the capacity to think, what is intelligence? Do animals and insects think the way we do? What if we could break thinking down to some rules and it could be mimicked? What if, God forbid, we could get machines (not even living things) to think??? Would it be right to say Organizations can be intelligent? If so, would they have a soul?
Years have gone by and my quest for the soul continues.....

So how do we know if a machine can think? Can following a few simple rules be genuinely called "thinking"? Over years several possible definitions have come up. Some of them require the machine to make mistakes (not be right all the time) while others require the machine to be able to solve new puzzles where there are no pre-existing instructions.. through learning. In 1951 Alan Turing suggested a simple test. If you can get a machine to respond in ways that mimic human responses to an extent that we cannot distinguish if its a human or a machine then it constitutes of thinking for all practical purposes. How many times have you met up with a chat bot on yahoo and flirted with it before you realized it was a machine after all? In 1964, Joseph Wizenbaum said that this is a trivial program and wrote the program Eliza to prove it. Eliza is a simple computer program that can hold seemingly meaningful conversations with you via a keyboard. Soon enough, despite the good professor's intentions, people began to pour out their heart to Eliza. She was programmed to be a therapist along the lines of Carl Roger's Client Centred Counselling. (You can have a date with her here.)

One of the tasks that require thinking is translation from one language to another. So here is a question. If a person is able to translate a text from English to Chinese, would that mean he understood the meaning of the text and was able to translate based on this understanding? John Searle (1980) in his famous description of the chinese room does not think so. (Try out some chinese here.)

All of this leaves us pretty much stranded without a clue what it means to say a machine or a human being can think. Sure we have a set of possible criteria, but none of them enough by itself. Perhaps there is no one criteria, but a mix, neither of them the answer but together, they capture a good part of what it is. Wittgenstien called this language games.

But Artificial Intelligence or (AI) has made progress. Perhaps not in building robots that act and think like human beings, but in a number of small robots like the roomba that cleans homes, or AIBO the robotic dog. Robots have been used extensively in industrial production lines. Now there are microprocessors inside car engines, even refrigerators. And with the ability to talk to each other by WIFI or through wires, how much longer will it take for skynet to become self-aware?

If all this hasnt utterly bored you, you can always read Scientific American's version of the Rise of the Machines.